And The Hits Just Keep On Coming.....
Al Karman
IT Consultant
US Freightways
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-----Original Message-----
From: Shawn Gordon [mailto:[log in to unmask]]
Sent: Tuesday, August 22, 2000 4:21 PM
To: Karman, Al
Subject: Re: [HP3000-L] OT: Tuesday humor-How to be a good Republican
You ARE an ass. Why the hell would you put up such a tasteless and
thoughtless, unfunny joke to a list like this? I mean really, how far up
your ass is your head anyway?
At 02:19 PM 8/22/2000, you wrote:
>I think the people of this List server deserves to see the kinds of wackos
>that are out there!
>
>For the record, pal, I'm Jewish, and (on occasion) have voted Republican.
>
>PS.....please try not making too much noise when you crawl back into your
>hole and pull the rock back over it.
>
>-----Original Message-----
>From: Jim Mc Coy [mailto:[log in to unmask]]
>Sent: Tuesday, August 22, 2000 12:18 PM
>To: Karman, Al
>Subject: Re: [HP3000-L] OT: Tuesday humor-How to be a good Republican
>
>
>Well, you have offended a lot of people !
>
>Know how to be good democrat?
> Be too stupid and simple minded to think for yourself so you just go
around
>thinking what they tell you think on TV and spend your life as nothing but
a
>brainless mouthpiece
>for clinton/gore.
>
>You think it's ok to post ant-schristian or anti-jewish material to the
>list. But yet if a Christian or a Jew chose to defend thier faith or
>promote it on the list, you would be the first on to start whining.
>
>I'd go point by point over your stupid list below to demonstrate just what
>an ignorant ass you are. But it would be a waste of my time. I don't
think
>you care about morality, truth or freedom.
>
>I also doubt that you meant "no offense". Youknew these tasteless,
pathetic
>posts would be offensive when yousent them out.
>
>I do mean to offend also, only I will not apologize
>
>The democrats of today are the most hateful and divisive group in this
>nations history.
>
>I'd go ahead and
>
> >
> >From: "Karman, Al" <[log in to unmask]>
> >Date: Tue, 22 Aug 2000 16:00:26 -0500
> >To: [log in to unmask]
> >Subject: [HP3000-L] OT: Tuesday humor-How to be a good Republican
> >
> >Note to the List.......
> >
> >Apologies in advance to those possibly offended....NOT my intention !
> >That should have been included on the last OT post, too!
> >
> >How To Be A Good Republican:
> >
> >1. You have to believe that the nation's current 8-year prosperity was
due
> >to
> >the work of Ronald Reagan and George Bush, but yesterday's gasoline
prices
> >are all Clinton's fault.
> >
> >2. You have to believe that those privileged from birth achieve success
all
> >on their own.
> >
> >3. You have to be against all government programs, but expect your Social
> >Security checks on time.
> >
> >4. You have to believe that someone like Michelle Pfeiffer can really
walk
> >into an inner city classroom and accomplish miracles.
> >
> >5. You have to appreciate the power rush that comes with toting a gun.
> >
> >6. You have to believe...everything Rush Limbaugh says.
> >
> >7. You have to believe that the agricultural, restaurant, housing and
hotel
> >industries can survive without immigrant labor.
> >
> >8. You have to believe God hates homosexuality, but loves the death
>penalty.
> >
> >9. You have to believe in God. But only yours.
> >
> >10. You have to believe society is colorblind and growing up black in
> >America
> > doesn't diminish your opportunities.
> >
> >11. You have to believe that pollution is OK as long as it makes a
profit.
> >
> >12. You have to believe in prayer in schools, and ignore the separation
> >between church and state.
> >
> >13. You have to believe Newt Gingrich and Henry Hyde were really faithful
> >husbands.
> >
> >14. You have to believe speaking a few Spanish phrases makes you
instantly
> >popular in the barrio.
> >
> >15. You have to believe that only your own teenagers are still virgins.
> >
> >16. You have to be against government interference in business, until
your
> >oil company, corporation or Savings and Loan is about to go broke and you
> >beg for a government bail out.
> >
> >17. You love Jesus and Jesus loves you and, by the way, Jesus shares your
> >hate for AIDS victims, homosexuals, and President Clinton.
> >
> >18. You have to believe government has nothing to do with providing
police
> >protection, national defense, and building roads.
> >
> >19. You have to believe a poor, minority student with a disciplinary
> >history and failing grades will be admitted into an elite private school
> >with a $1,000 voucher.
> >
> >20. You only wanted Elian Gonzalez to stay in order to piss off the
> >President.
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
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