Note to the List.......
Apologies in advance to those possibly offended....NOT my intention !
That should have been included on the last OT post, too!
How To Be A Good Republican:
1. You have to believe that the nation's current 8-year prosperity was due
to
the work of Ronald Reagan and George Bush, but yesterday's gasoline prices
are all Clinton's fault.
2. You have to believe that those privileged from birth achieve success all
on their own.
3. You have to be against all government programs, but expect your Social
Security checks on time.
4. You have to believe that someone like Michelle Pfeiffer can really walk
into an inner city classroom and accomplish miracles.
5. You have to appreciate the power rush that comes with toting a gun.
6. You have to believe...everything Rush Limbaugh says.
7. You have to believe that the agricultural, restaurant, housing and hotel
industries can survive without immigrant labor.
8. You have to believe God hates homosexuality, but loves the death penalty.
9. You have to believe in God. But only yours.
10. You have to believe society is colorblind and growing up black in
America
doesn't diminish your opportunities.
11. You have to believe that pollution is OK as long as it makes a profit.
12. You have to believe in prayer in schools, and ignore the separation
between church and state.
13. You have to believe Newt Gingrich and Henry Hyde were really faithful
husbands.
14. You have to believe speaking a few Spanish phrases makes you instantly
popular in the barrio.
15. You have to believe that only your own teenagers are still virgins.
16. You have to be against government interference in business, until your
oil company, corporation or Savings and Loan is about to go broke and you
beg for a government bail out.
17. You love Jesus and Jesus loves you and, by the way, Jesus shares your
hate for AIDS victims, homosexuals, and President Clinton.
18. You have to believe government has nothing to do with providing police
protection, national defense, and building roads.
19. You have to believe a poor, minority student with a disciplinary
history and failing grades will be admitted into an elite private school
with a $1,000 voucher.
20. You only wanted Elian Gonzalez to stay in order to piss off the
President.
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