Woner where they kept the cheese  ;-)

MB


On Wed, 18 Feb 2004 11:14:48 -0500, Cornelius, Rosanne
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>Oh my.....Holsteins r us.....:-))
>
>RC
>
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>Sent: Wednesday, February 18, 2004 11:04 AM
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>Subject: [HP3000-L] OT: A local Darwin Award candidate
>
>
>On last night's newscast, there was a story about a local (Fox Valley, WI
>area) couple that went on vacation.  In the event their house was robbed
>while away on vacation, the couple wanted to ensure that their guns (and
>AMMO) were not stolen, so the couple put the guns and AMMO in the OVEN.
>Alas, when the couple returned from vacation, the house was quite cold
>(they'd also turned their house heater way down), so the turned on the gas
>oven to help heat the house quicker...and yup, you guessed it, forgot they
>had put the guns and AMMO in the oven!!  Yehaaw!  Blew the _ell out of the
>oven and kitchen (the police didn't say what kind of AMMO), however the
>couple was alive because they had left the kitchen for another room just
>prior to the AMMO exploding.
>
>Ha...that'd be to be a top contender for the Darwin Awards except that you
>actually have to die to be in the running.
>
>:-)
>
>
>Ray Shahan
>
>When you were born, you were crying
>and everyone around you was smiling.
>Live your life so at the end,
>you're the one who is smiling and everyone
>around you is crying.                Unknown
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