Woner where they kept the cheese ;-) MB On Wed, 18 Feb 2004 11:14:48 -0500, Cornelius, Rosanne <[log in to unmask]> wrote: >Oh my.....Holsteins r us.....:-)) > >RC > >-----Original Message----- >From: HP-3000 Systems Discussion [mailto:[log in to unmask]]On >Behalf Of Shahan, Ray >Sent: Wednesday, February 18, 2004 11:04 AM >To: [log in to unmask] >Subject: [HP3000-L] OT: A local Darwin Award candidate > > >On last night's newscast, there was a story about a local (Fox Valley, WI >area) couple that went on vacation. In the event their house was robbed >while away on vacation, the couple wanted to ensure that their guns (and >AMMO) were not stolen, so the couple put the guns and AMMO in the OVEN. >Alas, when the couple returned from vacation, the house was quite cold >(they'd also turned their house heater way down), so the turned on the gas >oven to help heat the house quicker...and yup, you guessed it, forgot they >had put the guns and AMMO in the oven!! Yehaaw! Blew the _ell out of the >oven and kitchen (the police didn't say what kind of AMMO), however the >couple was alive because they had left the kitchen for another room just >prior to the AMMO exploding. > >Ha...that'd be to be a top contender for the Darwin Awards except that you >actually have to die to be in the running. > >:-) > > >Ray Shahan > >When you were born, you were crying >and everyone around you was smiling. >Live your life so at the end, >you're the one who is smiling and everyone >around you is crying. Unknown > >* To join/leave the list, search archives, change list settings, * >* etc., please visit http://raven.utc.edu/archives/hp3000-l.html * > >* To join/leave the list, search archives, change list settings, * >* etc., please visit http://raven.utc.edu/archives/hp3000-l.html * * To join/leave the list, search archives, change list settings, * * etc., please visit http://raven.utc.edu/archives/hp3000-l.html *