* My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought
he was God and I didn't!
* I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.
* I Work Hard Because Millions On Welfare Depend on Me!
* Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them.
* I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
* Don't take life too seriously, you won't get out alive.
* You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me.
* Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.
* Quoting one is plagiarism; quoting many is research.
* I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing.
* Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
* NyQuil - The stuffy, Sneezy, why-the-hell-is-the-room
spinning-medicine.
* I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather...not screaming
and yelling like the passengers in his car.
* God must love stupid people, he made so many.
* The gene pool could use a little chlorine.
* It IS as BAD as you think and they ARE out to get you.
* I took an IQ test and the results were negative.
* Consciousness: that annoying time between naps.
* Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
* MOP AND GLOW - Floor wax used by Three Mile Island cleanup team.
* Beer ~ The Reason I Get Up Each Afternoon!
* Frankly, Scallop, I Don't Give a Clam (seen on Cape Cod)
* Wrinkled was not one of the things I wanted to be when I grew up
* Procrastinate Now
* Rehab Is for Quitters
* My Dog Can Lick Anyone
* I Have a Degree in Liberal Arts - Do You Want Fries With That?
* Computer programmers don't byte, they nibble a bit.
* Finally 21, and Legally Able to Do Everything I've Been doing
since I was 15.
* ALL MEN ARE IDIOTS, AND I MARRIED THEIR KING (see the 1st on
above)
* West Virginia: One Million People and 15 last names
* FAILURE IS NOT AN OPTION. It comes bundled with the software.
(seen in Seattle area)
* MY WILD OATS HAVE TURNED TO SHREDDED WHEAT
* A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance
* STUPIDITY IS NOT A HANDICAP. Park elsewhere!
* DISCOURAGE INBREEDING - Ban Country Music
* They call it PMS because Mad Cow Disease was already taken
* He who dies with the most toys is nonetheless dead
* Time's fun when you're having flies...Kermit the Frog
* POLICE STATION TOILET STOLEN .... Cops have nothing to go on.
* FOR SALE - Iraqi rifle. Never fired. Dropped once.
* A PICTURE IS WORTH A THOUSAND WORDS, but it uses up a thousand
times the memory.
* The Meek shall inherit the earth, after we're through with it.
* Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
* HAM AND EGGS - A day's work for a chicken, a lifetime commitment
for a pig.
* WELCOME TO KENTUCKY - Set your watch back 20 years.
* The trouble with life is there's no background music.
* The original point and click interface was a Smith & Wesson.
* Where are we going? And why am I in this hand basket?
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