A San Francisco cabby picks up a nun. She gets into the cab and the driver won't stop staring at her in the rear view mirror. 

She asks him why he is staring and he replies, "I have a question to ask you, but I don't want to offend you." 

She answers, "My dear son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything.  I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive." 

Well, I've always had a fantasy to kiss a nun." 

She responds, "Well! , let's see what we can do about that: 
   #1 You have to promise you are single 
   #2 You must be Catholic." 

The cab driver is very excited and says, "Yes, I am single and I'm Catholic too!" 

"OK", the nun says, "Pull into the next alley" 

He does and the nun fulfills his fantasy with a kiss that would make a hooker blush. But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying.   

"My dear child, said the nun, Why are you crying?" 

"Forgive me sister, but I have sinned. I lied, I must confess, "I'm married and I'm Jewish." 

The nun says, "That's OK, my name is Kevin and I'm on my way to a Halloween Party 

Ray Shahan

Life is not a journey to the grave with the
intention of arriving safely in a pretty and
well preserved body, but rather to skid in
broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out,
and loudly proclaiming:

        -- WOW!!!   What a Ride! --

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