For those days when STRESS takes over:


I know there are times when we can all relate...
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> > Subject: The True Serenity Prayer
> >
> >  >A prayer for the stressed.....
> >  >
> >  >     Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change,
> >  >     The courage to change the things I cannot accept,
> >  >     And the wisdom to hide the bodies of those people I had to
> >  >     kill today because they pissed me off.
> >  >     And also, help me to be careful of the toes I step on today
> >  >     As they may be connected to the ass that I may have to
> >  >     kiss tomorrow.
> >  >     Help me to always give 100% at work....
> >  >     12% on Monday,
> >  >     23% on Tuesday,
> >  >     40% on Wednesday,
> >  >     20% on Thursday,
> >  >     5% on Fridays
> >  >     and help me to remember..................
> >  >     When I'm having a really bad day,
> >  >     And it seems that people are trying to piss me off,
> >  >     That it takes 42 muscles to frown
> >  >     And only 4 to extend my middle finger and tell them to
> >  >     bite me.  Amen.
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