This has been circulating around the shop. Thought it might be a good addition to Friday Humor. BTW, I'm not *this* old. Remember when ... (From Jim Kastner) A computer was something on TV from a science fiction show of note. A window was something you hated to clean, and ram was the cousin of a goat. Meg was the name of my girlfriend, and gig was a job for the nights. Now they all mean different things and that really mega bytes. An application was for employment; a program was a TV show; A cursor used profanity; a keyboard was a piano. Memory was something that you lost with age; a CD was a bank account; And if you had a 3 1/2" floppy, you hoped nobody found out. Compress was something you did to the garbage, not something you did to a file. And if you unzipped anything in public, you'd be in jail for a while Log on was adding wood to the fire; hard drive was a long trip on the road. A mouse pad was where a mouse lived, and a backup happened to your commode. Cut you did with a pocket knife; paste you did with glue. A web was a spider's home, and a virus was the flu. I guess I'll stick to my pad and paper and the memory in my head. I hear nobody's been killed in a computer crash, but when it happens they wish they were dead. Scott Gates Contract Programmer Trigon BC/BS of VA 804-354-7625 MPE/iX HP31900 C.05.08 r: C.55.00 SUPRTOOL/iX/(Version 4.1.04 VAR) PH 7.29.C6 -- AMISYS v9.4