> >TEN BEST THINGS TO SAY IF YOU GET CAUGHT SLEEPING AT YOUR DESK: > > > >10. "They told me at the blood bank this might happen." > > > >9. "This is just a 15 minute power-nap like they raved about in that > >time management course you sent me to." > > > >8. "Whew! Guess I left the top off the White-Out. You probably got > >here just in time!" > > > >7. "I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and > >envisioning a new paradigm." > > > >6. "I was testing my keyboard for drool resistance." > > > >5. "I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve > work-related > >stress. Are you discriminatory toward people who practice Yoga?" > > > >4. "Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to > >our biggest problem." > > > >3. "The coffee machine is broken..." > > > >2. "Someone must've put decaf in the wrong pot..." > > > >And the #1 best thing to say if you get caught sleeping at your > desk... > > > >1. " ... in Jesus' name. Amen." >