If you're going to England: > Item #1 on my list: Stay Away From The Eggs! If you see eggs on a > breakfast menu, RUN!!! (Free range chickens. 'Nuff said.). > Item #2 on my list: Make Sure Your Pockets Are Reinforced. You will slowly acquire a significant number of 1-pound coins. The smallest bill they have is a 5-pound note, so the change mounts up in a hurry. Item #3 on my list: Buy A Large Billfold. A very large billfold. The notes are of different sizes, and putting away a 20-pound or 50-pound note can be similar to a flag-folding ceremony. Item #4 on my list: Exercise Vigorously. Taking a lot of luggage? Guess who gets to carry it. Porters, you say? Okay, find one. Go ahead. Ain't none. Item #5 on my list: Don't take horse racing tips from waiters in fish-and-chips shops. Long story.