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>> > >> The Beatles (for the Computer Age)
> > >>
> > >> Yesterday
> > >> ---------
> > >>
> > >> Yesterday,
> > >> All those backups seemed a waste of pay.
> > >> Now my database has gone away.
> > >> Oh I believe in yesterday.
> > >>
> > >> Suddenly,
> > >> There's not half the files there used to be,
> > >> And there's a milestone hanging over me
> > >> The system crashed so suddenly.
> > >>
> > >> I pushed something wrong
> > >> What it was I could not say.
> > >>
> > >> Now all my data's gone
> > >> and I long for yesterday-ay-ay-ay.
> > >>
> > >> Yesterday,
> > >> The need for back-ups seemed so far away.
> > >> I knew my data was all here to stay,
> > >> Now I believe in yesterday.
> > >>
> > >>
> > >>
> > >>
> > >> Eleanor Rigby
> > >> -------------
> > >> Eleanor Rigby
> > >> Sits at the keyboard
> > >> And waits for a line on the screen
> > >> Lives in a dream
> > >> Waits for a signal
> > >> Finding some code
> > >> That will make the machine do some more.
> > >> What is it for?
> > >>
> > >> All the lonely users, where do they all come from?
> > >> All the lonely users, why does it take so long?
> > >>
> > >> Guru MacKenzie
> > >> Typing the lines of a program that no one will run;
> > >> Isn't it fun?
> > >> Look at him working,
> > >> Munching some chips as he waits for the code to compile;
> > >> It takes a while...
> > >> All the lonely users, where do they all come from?
> > >> All the lonely users, why does it take so long?
> > >>
> > >> Eleanor Rigby
> > >> Crashes the system and loses 6 hours of work;
> > >> Feels like a jerk.
> > >> Guru MacKenzie
> > >> Wiping the crumbs off the keys as he types in the code;
> > >> Nothing will load.
> > >> All the lonely users, where do they all come from?
> > >> All the lonely users, why does it take so long?
> > >>
> > >>
> > >>
> > >> Unix Man (Nowhere Man)
> > >> --------
> > >> He's a real UNIX Man
> > >> Sitting in his UNIX LAN
> > >> Making all his UNIX plans
> > >> For nobody.
> > >>
> > >> Knows the blocksize from du(1)
> > >> Cares not where /dev/null goes to
> > >> Isn't he a bit like you
> > >> And me?
> > >>
> > >> UNIX Man, please listen(2)
> > >> My lpd(8) is missin'
> > >> UNIX Man
> > >> The wo-o-o-orld is at(1) your command.
> > >> He's as wise as he can be
> > >> Uses lex and yacc and C
> > >> UNIX Man, can you help me At all?
> > >>
> > >> UNIX Man, don't worry
> > >> Test with time(1), don't hurry UNIX Man
> > >> The new kernel boots, just like you had planned.
> > >> He's a real UNIX Man Sitting in his UNIX LAN
> > >> Making all his UNIX .plans For nobody ...
> > >> Making all his UNIX .plans For nobody.
> > >>
> > >>
> > >>
> > >> Write in C ("Let it Be")
> > >> ------------------------
> > >> When I find my code in tons of trouble,
> > >> Friends and colleagues come to me,
> > >> Speaking words of wisdom:
> > >> "Write in C."
> > >>
> > >> As the deadline fast approaches,
> > >> And bugs are all that I can see, Somewhere, someone
whispers:
> > >> "Write in C."
> > >>
> > >> Write in C, Write in C,
> > >> Write in C, oh, Write in C.
> > >> LOGO's dead and buried,
> > >> Write in C.
> > >>
> > >> I used to write a lot of FORTRAN,
> > >> For science it worked flawlessly.
> > >> Try using it for graphics!
> > >> Write in C.
> > >>
> > >> If you've just spent nearly 30 hours,
> > >> Debugging some assembly,
> > >> Soon you will be glad to
> > >> Write in C.
> > >>
> > >> Write in C, Write in C,
> > >> Write in C, yeah, Write in C.
> > >> BASIC's not the answer.
> > >> Write in C.
> > >>
> > >> Write in C, Write in C
> > >> Write in C, oh, Write in C.
> > >> Pascal won't quite cut it.
> > >> Write in C.
> > >>
> > >>
> > >>
> > >> Something
> > >> ---------
> > >> Something in the way it fails,
> > >> Defies the algorithm's logic!
> > >> Something in the way it coredumps...
> > >> I don't want to leave it now
> > >> I'll fix this problem somehow
> > >> Somewhere in the memory I know,
> > >> A pointer's got to be corrupted.
> > >> Stepping in the debugger will show me...
> > >>
> > >> I don't want to leave it now
> > >> I'm too close to leave it now
> > >> You're asking me can this code go?
> > >> I don't know, I don't know...
> > >> What sequence causes it to blow?
> > >> I don't know, I don't know...
> > >>
> > >> Something in the initializing code?
> > >> And all I have to do is think of it!
> > >> Something in the listing will show me...
> > >> I don't want to leave it now
> > >> I'll fix this tonight I vow!
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