Received: from dns1.epcc.edu ([208.136.233.3]) by nmail.epcc.edu (GroupWise SMTP/MIME daemon 4.1 v3) ; Thu, 8 Apr 99 09:45:30 MDT Received: from m3.boston.juno.com by dns1.epcc.edu with SMTP (1.38.193.4/16.2) id AA20080; Thu, 8 Apr 1999 09:46:11 -0600 Received: (from [log in to unmask]) by m3.boston.juno.com (queuemail) id D7PPD4AT; Thu, 08 Apr 1999 11:41:32 EDT Message-Id: <[log in to unmask]> X-Mailer: Juno 2.0.11 X-Juno-Att: 0 Date: Thu, 08 Apr 1999 09:38:31 -0600 From: <[log in to unmask]> To: [log in to unmask],[log in to unmask], [log in to unmask], [log in to unmask], [log in to unmask], [log in to unmask], [log in to unmask], [log in to unmask], [log in to unmask], [log in to unmask], [log in to unmask], [log in to unmask], [log in to unmask], [log in to unmask], [log in to unmask], [log in to unmask], [log in to unmask], [log in to unmask], [log in to unmask], [log in to unmask], [log in to unmask], [log in to unmask], [log in to unmask] Subject: 5 new songs Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain Content-Disposition: inline >> > >> The Beatles (for the Computer Age) > > >> > > >> Yesterday > > >> --------- > > >> > > >> Yesterday, > > >> All those backups seemed a waste of pay. > > >> Now my database has gone away. > > >> Oh I believe in yesterday. > > >> > > >> Suddenly, > > >> There's not half the files there used to be, > > >> And there's a milestone hanging over me > > >> The system crashed so suddenly. > > >> > > >> I pushed something wrong > > >> What it was I could not say. > > >> > > >> Now all my data's gone > > >> and I long for yesterday-ay-ay-ay. > > >> > > >> Yesterday, > > >> The need for back-ups seemed so far away. > > >> I knew my data was all here to stay, > > >> Now I believe in yesterday. > > >> > > >> > > >> > > >> > > >> Eleanor Rigby > > >> ------------- > > >> Eleanor Rigby > > >> Sits at the keyboard > > >> And waits for a line on the screen > > >> Lives in a dream > > >> Waits for a signal > > >> Finding some code > > >> That will make the machine do some more. > > >> What is it for? > > >> > > >> All the lonely users, where do they all come from? > > >> All the lonely users, why does it take so long? > > >> > > >> Guru MacKenzie > > >> Typing the lines of a program that no one will run; > > >> Isn't it fun? > > >> Look at him working, > > >> Munching some chips as he waits for the code to compile; > > >> It takes a while... > > >> All the lonely users, where do they all come from? > > >> All the lonely users, why does it take so long? > > >> > > >> Eleanor Rigby > > >> Crashes the system and loses 6 hours of work; > > >> Feels like a jerk. > > >> Guru MacKenzie > > >> Wiping the crumbs off the keys as he types in the code; > > >> Nothing will load. > > >> All the lonely users, where do they all come from? > > >> All the lonely users, why does it take so long? > > >> > > >> > > >> > > >> Unix Man (Nowhere Man) > > >> -------- > > >> He's a real UNIX Man > > >> Sitting in his UNIX LAN > > >> Making all his UNIX plans > > >> For nobody. > > >> > > >> Knows the blocksize from du(1) > > >> Cares not where /dev/null goes to > > >> Isn't he a bit like you > > >> And me? > > >> > > >> UNIX Man, please listen(2) > > >> My lpd(8) is missin' > > >> UNIX Man > > >> The wo-o-o-orld is at(1) your command. > > >> He's as wise as he can be > > >> Uses lex and yacc and C > > >> UNIX Man, can you help me At all? > > >> > > >> UNIX Man, don't worry > > >> Test with time(1), don't hurry UNIX Man > > >> The new kernel boots, just like you had planned. > > >> He's a real UNIX Man Sitting in his UNIX LAN > > >> Making all his UNIX .plans For nobody ... > > >> Making all his UNIX .plans For nobody. > > >> > > >> > > >> > > >> Write in C ("Let it Be") > > >> ------------------------ > > >> When I find my code in tons of trouble, > > >> Friends and colleagues come to me, > > >> Speaking words of wisdom: > > >> "Write in C." > > >> > > >> As the deadline fast approaches, > > >> And bugs are all that I can see, Somewhere, someone whispers: > > >> "Write in C." > > >> > > >> Write in C, Write in C, > > >> Write in C, oh, Write in C. > > >> LOGO's dead and buried, > > >> Write in C. > > >> > > >> I used to write a lot of FORTRAN, > > >> For science it worked flawlessly. > > >> Try using it for graphics! > > >> Write in C. > > >> > > >> If you've just spent nearly 30 hours, > > >> Debugging some assembly, > > >> Soon you will be glad to > > >> Write in C. > > >> > > >> Write in C, Write in C, > > >> Write in C, yeah, Write in C. > > >> BASIC's not the answer. > > >> Write in C. > > >> > > >> Write in C, Write in C > > >> Write in C, oh, Write in C. > > >> Pascal won't quite cut it. > > >> Write in C. > > >> > > >> > > >> > > >> Something > > >> --------- > > >> Something in the way it fails, > > >> Defies the algorithm's logic! > > >> Something in the way it coredumps... > > >> I don't want to leave it now > > >> I'll fix this problem somehow > > >> Somewhere in the memory I know, > > >> A pointer's got to be corrupted. > > >> Stepping in the debugger will show me... > > >> > > >> I don't want to leave it now > > >> I'm too close to leave it now > > >> You're asking me can this code go? > > >> I don't know, I don't know... > > >> What sequence causes it to blow? > > >> I don't know, I don't know... > > >> > > >> Something in the initializing code? > > >> And all I have to do is think of it! > > >> Something in the listing will show me... > > >> I don't want to leave it now > > >> I'll fix this tonight I vow! < ___________________________________________________________________ You don't need to buy Internet access to use free Internet e-mail. 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