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Date: Thu, 08 Apr 1999 09:38:31 -0600
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Subject: 5 new songs
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>> > >>  The Beatles  (for the Computer Age)
> > >>
> > >>          Yesterday
> > >>          ---------
> > >>
> > >>    Yesterday,
> > >>    All those backups seemed a waste of pay.
> > >>    Now my database has gone away.
> > >>    Oh I believe in yesterday.
> > >>
> > >>    Suddenly,
> > >>    There's not half the files there used to be,
> > >>    And there's a milestone hanging over me
> > >>    The system crashed so suddenly.
> > >>
> > >>    I pushed something wrong
> > >>    What it was I could not say.
> > >>
> > >>    Now all my data's gone
> > >>    and I long for yesterday-ay-ay-ay.
> > >>
> > >>    Yesterday,
> > >>    The need for back-ups seemed so far away.
> > >>    I knew my data was all here to stay,
> > >>    Now I believe in yesterday.
> > >>
> > >>
> > >>
> > >>
> > >>          Eleanor Rigby
> > >>          -------------
> > >>     Eleanor Rigby
> > >>     Sits at the keyboard
> > >>     And waits for a line on the screen
> > >>     Lives in a dream
> > >>     Waits for a signal
> > >>     Finding some code
> > >>     That will make the machine do some more.
> > >>     What is it for?
> > >>
> > >>     All the lonely users, where do they all come from?
> > >>     All the lonely users, why does it take so long?
> > >>
> > >>     Guru MacKenzie
> > >>     Typing the lines of a program that no one will run;
> > >>     Isn't it fun?
> > >>     Look at him working,
> > >>     Munching some chips as he waits for the code to compile;
> > >>     It takes a while...
> > >>     All the lonely users, where do they all come from?
> > >>     All the lonely users, why does it take so long?
> > >>
> > >>     Eleanor Rigby
> > >>     Crashes the system and loses 6 hours of work;
> > >>     Feels like a jerk.
> > >>     Guru MacKenzie
> > >>     Wiping the crumbs off the keys as he types in the code;
> > >>     Nothing will load.
> > >>     All the lonely users, where do they all come from?
> > >>     All the lonely users, why does it take so long?
> > >>
> > >>
> > >>
> > >>          Unix Man (Nowhere Man)
> > >>          --------
> > >>     He's a real UNIX Man
> > >>     Sitting in his UNIX LAN
> > >>     Making all his UNIX plans
> > >>     For nobody.
> > >>
> > >>     Knows the blocksize from du(1)
> > >>     Cares not where /dev/null goes to
> > >>     Isn't he a bit like you
> > >>     And me?
> > >>
> > >>     UNIX Man, please listen(2)
> > >>     My lpd(8) is missin'
> > >>     UNIX Man
> > >>     The wo-o-o-orld is at(1) your command.
> > >>     He's as wise as he can be
> > >>     Uses lex and yacc and C
> > >>     UNIX Man, can you help me At all?
> > >>
> > >>     UNIX Man, don't worry
> > >>     Test with time(1), don't hurry UNIX Man
> > >>     The new kernel boots, just like you had planned.
> > >>     He's a real UNIX Man Sitting in his UNIX LAN
> > >>     Making all his UNIX .plans For nobody ...
> > >>     Making all his UNIX .plans For nobody.
> > >>
> > >>
> > >>
> > >>          Write in C ("Let it Be")
> > >>          ------------------------
> > >>     When I find my code in tons of trouble,
> > >>     Friends and colleagues come to me,
> > >>     Speaking words of wisdom:
> > >>     "Write in C."
> > >>
> > >>     As the deadline fast approaches,
> > >>     And bugs are all that I can see,     Somewhere, someone
whispers:
> > >>     "Write in C."
> > >>
> > >>     Write in C, Write in C,
> > >>     Write in C, oh, Write in C.
> > >>     LOGO's dead and buried,
> > >>     Write in C.
> > >>
> > >>     I used to write a lot of FORTRAN,
> > >>     For science it worked flawlessly.
> > >>     Try using it for graphics!
> > >>     Write in C.
> > >>
> > >>     If you've just spent nearly 30 hours,
> > >>     Debugging some assembly,
> > >>     Soon you will be glad to
> > >>     Write in C.
> > >>
> > >>     Write in C, Write in C,
> > >>     Write in C, yeah, Write in C.
> > >>     BASIC's not the answer.
> > >>     Write in C.
> > >>
> > >>     Write in C, Write in C
> > >>     Write in C, oh, Write in C.
> > >>     Pascal won't quite cut it.
> > >>     Write in C.
> > >>
> > >>
> > >>
> > >>          Something
> > >>          ---------
> > >>     Something in the way it fails,
> > >>     Defies the algorithm's logic!
> > >>     Something in the way it coredumps...
> > >>     I don't want to leave it now
> > >>     I'll fix this problem somehow
> > >>     Somewhere in the memory I know,
> > >>     A pointer's got to be corrupted.
> > >>     Stepping in the debugger will show me...
> > >>
> > >>     I don't want to leave it now
> > >>     I'm too close to leave it now
> > >>     You're asking me can this code go?
> > >>     I don't know, I don't know...
> > >>     What sequence causes it to blow?
> > >>     I don't know, I don't know...
> > >>
> > >>     Something in the initializing code?
> > >>     And all I have to do is think of it!
> > >>     Something in the listing will show me...
> > >>     I don't want to leave it now
> > >>     I'll fix this tonight I vow!
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