Jon Diercks wrote in message ... >Fred: What? I thought you were still on that old dinosaur system you've >had for the last twenty years! > >Joe: (turning with a smug grin) We still are. > >(fast cut to HP3000 logo with standard caption: > "Worry-free Business-Critical Computing") I didn't know the Seldom Meet User's Group had there own grin. Is there a secret handshake too? I like the mind provoking simplicity of ending with: Fred: What? I thought you were still on that old dinosaur system you've had for the last twenty FIVE years! Joe: We are. (fast cut to HP3000 logo with standard caption: "Worry-free Business-Critical Computing ... for the 21st Century") My irony department likes: Joe: We are. But it's not my grandmother's dinosaur any more. "Worry-free Business-Critical Computing ... legacy systems for the 21st Century"