Some women have a bad attitude toward men because some men have a bad attitude toward women. Case and point. -----Original Message----- > >Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met. After a perfect > >courtship, they had a perfect wedding. Their life together was, of course, perfect. > >One snowy, stormy Christmas Eve, this perfect couple was driving their > >perfect car along a winding road, when they noticed someone > >at the side of the road in distress. > >Being the perfect couple, they stopped to help. There stood Santa Claus with > >a huge bundle of toys. Not wanting to disappoint any children on the eve of > >Christmas, the perfect couple loaded Santa and his toys into their vehicle. > >Soon they were driving along delivering the toys. > >Unfortunately, the driving conditions deteriorated and the perfect couple and > >Santa Claus had an accident. Only one of them survived the accident. > > Who was the survivor? > >(Scroll down for the answer.) > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >The perfect woman survived. > > > >She's the only one who really existed in the first place. Everyone knows > >there is no Santa Claus and there is no such thing as a perfect man. > > > >****Women stop reading here, that is the end of the joke. > Men keep scrolling****. > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >So, if there is no perfect man and no Santa Claus, the perfect woman must > >have been driving. This explains why there was a car accident. By the way, if > >you're a woman and you're reading this, this illustrates another point: > women never listen either. > > >