Return-Path: <[log in to unmask]> Received: from h1.mail.home.com ([24.0.0.50]) by ha1.rdc1.md.home.com (Netscape Mail Server v2.02) with ESMTP id AAA13912 for <[log in to unmask]>; Thu, 9 Jul 1998 10:22:15 -0700 Received: from mx4.home.com (mx4.home.com [24.0.30.4]) by h1.mail.home.com (8.9.0/8.9.0) with ESMTP id KAA29150 for <[log in to unmask]>; Thu, 9 Jul 1998 10:22:14 -0700 (PDT) Received: from pony-2.mail.digex.net (pony-2.mail.digex.net [204.91.241.6]) by mx4.home.com (8.8.5/8.8.5-AtHome) with ESMTP id KAA24057 for <[log in to unmask]>; Thu, 9 Jul 1998 10:22:11 -0700 (PDT) Received: from zamboni.mail.digex.net (zamboni.mail.digex.net [204.91.99.98]) by pony-2.mail.digex.net (8.8.8/8.8.8) with ESMTP id NAA23156 for <[log in to unmask]>; Thu, 9 Jul 1998 13:21:58 -0400 (EDT) Received: from sdconnectors.dataworks.com (dataworks.com [207.137.25.166]) by zamboni.mail.digex.net (8.8.8/8.8.8) with ESMTP id NAA00175 for <[log in to unmask]>; Thu, 9 Jul 1998 13:21:56 -0400 (EDT) Received: by dataworks.com with Internet Mail Service (5.5.1960.3) id <3FALS8VC>; Thu, 9 Jul 1998 10:14:33 -0700 Message-ID: <[log in to unmask]> From: Nicole Demos <[log in to unmask]> To: "'Barba, Carmen'" <[log in to unmask]>, "'Blum, Susan'" <[log in to unmask]>, "'Chang, Bob'" <[log in to unmask]>, "'Cummings, Laura'" <[log in to unmask]>, "'Davis, Linda'" <[log in to unmask]>, "'Demos, Noel'" <[log in to unmask]>, "'Downey, Hilare'" <[log in to unmask]>, "'Embrey, Laura & Rick'" <[log in to unmask]>, "'Grossman, Amy'" <[log in to unmask]>, "'Holtman, Jill & Mike'" <[log in to unmask]>, "'Johnston, Bob'" <[log in to unmask]>, "'Keros, Rita & George'" <[log in to unmask]>, "'Knipe, Paul & Kim'" <[log in to unmask]>, "'Meyer, Don'" <[log in to unmask]>, "'Roy, Tracy'" <[log in to unmask]>, "'Sesler, Chris'" <[log in to unmask]>, "'Sims, Warren @ MAMSI'" <[log in to unmask]>, "'Stallard, Donna'" <[log in to unmask]>, "'Stricker, Terri'" <[log in to unmask]>, "'Washburn, Jerry'" <[log in to unmask]>, "'Zuger, Pat & Dan'" <[log in to unmask]> Subject: FW: Lottery Date: Thu, 9 Jul 1998 10:24:12 -0700 MIME-Version: 1.0 X-Mailer: Internet Mail Service (5.5.1960.3) Content-Type: text/plain; charset="iso-8859-1" > > A Redneck buys a ticket and wins the lottery. He goes to Austin to > claim it and the man verifies his ticket number. The Redneck says, "I > want my $20 million." > The man replied, "No, sir. It doesn't work that way. We give you a > million today and then you'll get the rest spread out for the next 19 > years." > The Redneck said, "Oh, no. I want all my money right now! I won it > and I want it." > Again, the man explain that he would only get a million that day and > the rest during the next 19 years. > The Redneck, furious with the man, screams out, "Look, I want my > money! If you're not going to give me my $20 million right now, then > I want my dollar back!" >