Thus it was written in the epistle of Stan Sieler, > > If you setup a UDC file for the account(s) in question, > *and* no other users/accounts use that UDC file, then number of > users logged in to the account(s) at this time is: > > :listfile <the UDC filename>, 8 > > extract # users, divide by 2. > :-). Reminds me of the rancher who found himself seated next to a statistician on an airplane. After talking for a while, they got around to occupations and the statistician allowed as how he was fairly good at counting things. "Really?" said the rancher, "well, we're flying over my ranch pretty soon. My boys have just got done doing a count of the stock, why don't you see how close you can get?" As they flew over, the statistician looked down for a bit, then thought for a moment and said "7,613." Impressed, the rancher asked how he did it so quickly. "Simple," said the statistician, "I count the horns and divide by two." Ted -- Ted Ashton ([log in to unmask]), Info Serv, Southern Adventist University ========================================================== A human being is a part of the whole, called by us "Universe," a part limited in time and space. He experiences himself, his thoughts and feelings as something separated from the rest, a kind of optical delusion of his consciousness. This delusion is a kind of prison for us, restricting us to our personal desires and to affection for a few persons nearest to us. Our task must be to free ourselves from this prison by widening our circle of compassion to embrace all living creatures and the whole of nature in its beauty. Nobody is able to achieve this completely, but the striving for such achievement is in itself a part of the liberation and a foundation for inner security. -- Einstein, Albert (1879-1955)