I've just been browsing comp.sys.hp.hpux, and read the following.
I offer it with no comment, except to say that I believe that
every one on *this* list would have known the answer!
 
<Quote>
About 1-1/2 years ago, I attended a PR weekend hosted by HP on
Martha's Vineyard.  One of the featured speakers was Louis XXXX (can't
rembember his last name), the CEO of HP.
</Quote>
 
Maybe we should hand him the answer on a platter?
;-)
Tony