Please take this off-topic crap out of my newsgroup! Thanks Johnathan Livingston Smegma ([log in to unmask]) wrote: : On 23 May 1996 14:26:46 GMT, [log in to unmask] (William : Tyzuk) wrote: : >[log in to unmask] (Raistlin) writes: : > : >>In article <[log in to unmask]>, Lukas Mesani : >><[log in to unmask]> wrote: : > : >>> In Article<[log in to unmask]>, <[log in to unmask]> write: : >>> From: Lukas Mesani <[log in to unmask]> : >>> : >>> : >>> FUCK WITH MACINTRASH !!!!!! : >>> I have here SGI and MAC and normly PC : >>> I have here top three of using ocmputers : >>> : >>> 1. SGI : >>> 2. PC :)( : >>> 3. Macintrash : > : >>You should really think before you post to a newsgroup. : > : >>A few simple questions you should consider before posting a message: : >>1) Will your message make you sound like a raving lunatic? : >>2) Will your message prove beyond a doubt that you are an idiot? : >>3) Does your message have anything useful to contribute? : >>4) Are you responding because you are high on crack? : >>5) Will your message give you that fresh feeling all day long? : >>6) Will your message prove that you lack the ability to speak English to : >>the extent that you spell 30% of your words incorrectly and fail to form : >>complete sentences? : >>7) Will your message make you sound like Czechoslovakian? : > : >So... if you can not answer YES to all seven criteria: DON'T POST! : > : > : makintosh iz suks : moose praktise iz bordom : kant play duke nukem 3d on it : floopy driv dont hav ejeckt buton : moose only hav 1 buton : kant write kliick with it : martini sirtiz iz suks : smel like fish, taste like chicken : look like rottie : trekies iz suks : hav no lives : hav no sinse of humer : mayby send them sexxy gifs of kids : then they hapy : hewlet-pakard is suks : last good machin they make hp2000a : easy to krash : with bad csaved crogram : 10 a=brk^0) : aol is suks : i ask guide ware are the fukin warez roms : and sexxy gifs roms : tos send me warnang : ask me to apologeys : i tell thim they stopid fukers : not help me : now cant log on : frind tel me use isp : say cheeper than aol : help me set up acount : cant find sexxy gifs : cant find chat rooms : my frind show me usnet : tel me about irc : newssever is suks : dont cary warez gropes : cant get pir8 copy of nT 4 beta or nashvile : irc is suks : i ask peple for sexxy gifs : i ask peple for warez : they ban me from irc chat roms : hakers is suks : i tel them I el11te dood, ask them teach me how to hak : they call me stopid nuwby : tell me go to liberary : reed boks and lern : i need more aol bisks -- [log in to unmask] *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* A rabbit is just an angel with big ears *-* PGP Key-id x'C9EFCB75' Print: F52E9C76B162CCB262A39F8A87B040C0 >SIG-ONLY< x'048D45C5' 303AA2AA875C2556AD5A24669C817541 >>SECURE<< Finger me at <[log in to unmask]> for PGP key(s)