Recently seen in Dr. Dale Rollins' newsletter "On the Wild Side":
  You might be a high-tech redneck if
    1. your email address ends in over.yonder.com
    2. your laptop has a sticker that says "Protected by Smith & Wesson"
    3. you've ever doubled the value of your truck by installing a cellular
phone
    4. you've ever used a CD as a coaster to set your beer on