Couldn't resist -

A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the 
herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed 
first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the 
general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular 
killing of the weakest members. 

In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the 
lowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we all know, kills brain cells, 
but naturally it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. 

In this way, regular consumption of beer elimates the weaker brain cells, 
making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. That's why you always 
feel smarter after a few beers.

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