My mom kept the picture that came with the wallett so no one knows what I look like. We are both arm chewers if you know what I mean....:-) That's what makes us different from the human race -------------- Original message from Denys Beauchemin <[log in to unmask]>: -------------- > And you're either delusional or blind. Or maybe both. :-) > > I am not pretty, I prefer the term "ruggedly handsome", however, I fear that > I may be deluding myself there. I also can attest to the fact my friend Joe > is certainly not pretty either. :-) > > And I can assure you that neither Joe nor I would be mistaken for girls even > by someone in the wildest throes of drug or alcohol induced fantasies. But > in your case, Al... > > :-) > > Denys > > -----Original Message----- > From: HP-3000 Systems Discussion [mailto:[log in to unmask]] On Behalf > Of Al Karman > Sent: Friday, August 19, 2005 10:10 AM > To: [log in to unmask] > Subject: Re: [HP3000-L] OT: It's been changed > > Now Now Girls...You're Both Pretty...! > > > Al Karman > > -----Original Message----- > From: HP-3000 Systems Discussion [mailto:[log in to unmask]] On Behalf > Of Denys Beauchemin > Sent: Friday, August 19, 2005 10:02 AM > To: [log in to unmask] > Subject: Re: [HP3000-L] OT: It's been changed > > Well, you changed it incorrectly. Frist is the Senate majority leader. He > is NOT in the line of succession. If Bush were to resign, die (or in your > wet dream, be impeached, convicted and then arrested, tried, convicted and > go to jail,) Richard Cheney would be president and he could then choose his > own vice-president who would be confirmed by the Senate, I think. If Cheney > were unavailable for some reason, the next in line is the Speaker of the > House, who currently is Dennis Hastert. Bill Frist is NOT in the line of > succession. > > Your version makes no sense. Not surprising. :-) > > Denys > > -----Original Message----- > From: HP-3000 Systems Discussion [mailto:[log in to unmask]] On Behalf > Of J Dolliver > Sent: Friday, August 19, 2005 9:45 AM > To: [log in to unmask] > Subject: Re: [HP3000-L] OT: It's been changed > > -------------- Original message from Denys Beauchemin > : -------------- > > > > A local barber shop installed a new robotic barber to take some of the > > pressure off him. > > > > A fellow came in for a haircut and after being told about the "new barber" > > decided he would give it a try. As the robot began to cut his hair, it > asked > > the man, "What is your IQ?" > > > > The man replied: "140." So the robot proceeded to make conversation about > > physics, astronomy, investments, insurance, and so on. The man listened > > intently and said "This is really cool." > > > > Later another man who was waiting for a haircut stepped up to the robot's > > chair, sat down and the robot asked him before beginning his haircut, > > "What is your IQ?" > > > > The man replied "100." So the robot started talking about football, > > baseball, and so on. This man too thought to himself "Wow! This is really > > cool." > > > > Next, a third man stepped up to the robot's chair, seated himself and the > > robot, as with the others, asked him "What is your IQ?" > > > > The man replied "50." > > > > The robot then said, "So, I understand you Republicans are really excited > > about Frist being president while Bush is in Jail." > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Denys > > > > * To join/leave the list, search archives, change list settings, * > > * etc., please visit http://raven.utc.edu/archives/hp3000-l.html * > > * To join/leave the list, search archives, change list settings, * > * etc., please visit http://raven.utc.edu/archives/hp3000-l.html * > > * To join/leave the list, search archives, change list settings, * > * etc., please visit http://raven.utc.edu/archives/hp3000-l.html * > > * To join/leave the list, search archives, change list settings, * > * etc., please visit http://raven.utc.edu/archives/hp3000-l.html * > > * To join/leave the list, search archives, change list settings, * > * etc., please visit http://raven.utc.edu/archives/hp3000-l.html * * To join/leave the list, search archives, change list settings, * * etc., please visit http://raven.utc.edu/archives/hp3000-l.html *