Maybe we could just fill the warheads with Lard. Then everywhere we dropped
a bomb they would have to sleep in pork. Instead of Teflon bullets we could
use bacon bullets.

> -----Original Message-----
> From: Larry Barnes [SMTP:[log in to unmask]]
> Sent: Thursday, May 30, 2002 9:20 AM
> To:   [log in to unmask]
> Subject:      Re: [HP3000-L] [OT] How To Stop Suicide Terrorists... LARD
>
> There was a joke circulating a years or so ago on this -- I'll spare you
> the
> details (although a quick search turned up the following web page:
> http://www.infolanka.com/jokes/messages/2664.html) and skip straight to
> the
> punchline: "I told you there would be 72 Virginians waiting for you, what
> did you think I said?"
>
> "... what did you think I said?"  This sounds like a Sprint Commercial :)
>
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