How about these:

Q: What happened when Tammy Faye Bakker took her makeup off?
A: They found Jimmy Hoffa.

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs?
A: Doesn't matter - he won't come anyway.

Wirt Atmar wrote:
>
> Jim,
>
> > I never saw it before.  It must be going around the 3K community back home.
> >  I just got it from an old co-worker and thought I'd share it.
>
> Don't take my comment as being harsh. It simply appears that there are only a
> finite number of publicly acceptable jokes in the world, and they've somehow
> gotten stuck in endless loops in cyberspace.
>
> Wirt Atmar