> Best Bumper Stickers of 1999 > ============================ > > God Made Us Sisters; Prozac Made Us Friends > My Mother Is a Travel Agent for Guilt Trips > Senior Citizen: Give Me My Damn Discount > I Used to Be Schizophrenic, but We're OK Now > Veni, Vedi, Visa: I Came, I Saw, I Did a Little Shopping > Liberal Arts Major..Will Think for Food > If You Want Breakfast in Bed, Sleep in the Kitchen > In Dog Years, I'm Dead > Love May Be Blind, But Marriage Is a Real Eye Opener > If at First You Don't Succeed, Skydiving Isn't for You > The Trouble With the Gene Pool Is That There's No Lifeguard > I'm Going to Graduate on Time, No Matter How Long It Takes > First Things First, but Not Necessarily in That Order > Old Age Comes at a Bad Time > In America, Anyone Can Be President. That's One of the Risks You Take > Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them . > I used to have a handle on life, but it broke. > You're just jealous because the voices only talk to ME. > BEER: It's not just for breakfast anymore. > So you're a feminist...Isn't that cute. > I need someone real bad... Are you real bad? > BEAUTY is in the eye of the beer holder. > All men are idiots... and I married their king. > The more you complain, the longer God makes you live. > I(nternal) R(evenue) S(ervice): We've got what it takes to take what > you've got. > Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off now. > Reality is a crutch for people who can't handle drugs. > Out of my mind...Back in five minutes. > Hang up and drive. > I want to die peacefully in my sleep -like my grandfather... > Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car. > God must love stupid people...He made SO many. > I said "NO" to drugs, but they didn't listen. > Your kid may be an Honor Student, but YOU'RE still an idiot. > Don't drink and drive... You might hit a bump and spill your drink. > Consciousness: That annoying time between naps. > Ever stop to think, and forget to start again? > Always remember you're unique... Just like everyone else. > HONK ... If You Want To See My Finger > God is my co-pilot, but the Devil is my bombardier > I don't have a license to kill. I have a learner's permit. > Keep honking while I reload. > Madness takes its toll. Please have exact change. > 5 days a week my body is a temple. The other two, it's an amusement park. > Jack Kevorkian for White House physician. > My wife keeps complaining I never listen to her...or something like that. > Sure you can trust the government! Just ask an Indian! > Stop repeat offenders. Don't re-elect them! >