It depends on whether your drinking or pouring.

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> From: Tim Ericson [SMTP:[log in to unmask]]
> Sent: Friday, February 25, 2000 3:11 PM
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> Subject:      Re: OT: Friday Humor
>
> >>Optimist: The glass is half full.
> >>
> >>Pessimist: The glass is half empty.
> >
> >Zen Buddhist: The glass is completely full -- half milk and half air!
>
>
> Realist: The glass is twice as big as it needs to be.
>
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