It depends on whether your drinking or pouring. > -----Original Message----- > From: Tim Ericson [SMTP:[log in to unmask]] > Sent: Friday, February 25, 2000 3:11 PM > To: [log in to unmask] > Subject: Re: OT: Friday Humor > > >>Optimist: The glass is half full. > >> > >>Pessimist: The glass is half empty. > > > >Zen Buddhist: The glass is completely full -- half milk and half air! > > > Realist: The glass is twice as big as it needs to be. > > +-------------------------------------------------------------------+ > My mind is my own, as are my ideas and opinions. > My heart, body, and soul, however, all belong to others. Tim. > +-------------------------------------------------------------------+ > Tim Ericson tericson DenKor Dental Management Corp. > Sr. Systems Analyst at denkor 503-526-4440 (my direct number) > (& Systems Manager) dot com http://www.denkor.com > Programming HP3000s since 1983! Quality dental care since 1970! > +-------------------------------------------------------------------+ > UDCs and Command Files: http://www.denkor.com/hp3000/command_files > +-------------------------------------------------------------------+