I got this from a friend and thought you all (or y'all) might get a laugh
from it.  Enjoy!



>Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit our best wishes for
>an
>environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress,
>non-addictive,
>gender neutral, celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced
>within
>the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice,
>or
>secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular
>persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice
>religious or secular traditions at all .  .  .
>
>.  .  and a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling, and medically
>uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar
>year 2000, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of
>other
>cultures whose contributions to society have helped make America great,
>(not
>to imply that America is necessarily greater than any other country or is
>the only "AMERICA" in the western hemisphere), and without regard to the
>race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith, choice of
>computer platform, or sexual preference of the wishee.
>
>(By accepting this greeting, you are accepting these terms.  This
>greeting
>is subject to clarification or withdrawal.  It is freely transferable
>with
>no alteration to the original greeting.  It implies no promise by the
>wisher
>to actually implement any of the wishes for her/himself or others, and is
>void where prohibited by law, and is revocable at the sole discretion of
>the
>wisher.  This wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual
>application of good tidings for a period of one year, or until the
>issuance
>of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first, and warranty is
>limited to replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole
>discretion of the wisher.)
>
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David Baker
Service Coordinator
Tennessee Early Intervention System
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