When I was a systems programmer on an IBM mainframe, IBM stood for:

I've Been Moved
Italian Business Men
Immense Bowel Movement (After the SE tried to sell us something)
Itty Bitty Machines

Wendell




On Tue, 23 Nov 1999, Wirt Atmar wrote:

> Michael writes:
>
> > Hmmmm....
> >
> >  IBM could be MiB (Men in Black).
>
> Actually, not so long ago, IBM was Men in Black Pinstripes.
>
> Wirt Atmar
>

Wendell E. Gragg                 Socorro Independent School District
HP Library Systems Specialist    El Paso Tx
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