What about Lenox Lewis's trunks that said, "FCUK THE PAIN" and "FUBU", is he
having spelling problems or am I missing something? And why is FCUK
trademarked? I this a UK thing?

-----Original Message-----
From: Jim Phillips [mailto:[log in to unmask]]
Sent: Sunday, November 14, 1999 1:30 PM
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Subject: OT: Sunday Humor


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