>> >A flat-chested young lady goes to Dr. Smith for advice about
>> >      breast
>> >      > > >enlargement. He tells her, "Every day when you get out of
>> > the
>> >      shower, rub
>> >      > > >the top of your nipples and say, "Scooby dooby dooby. I want
>> >      bigger > > >boobies."
>> >      > > >
>> >      > > >She did this every day faithfully and after several months
>> > ... it
>> >      worked!
>> >      > > >She grew great boobs! One night she went to a party, got
>> > trashed,
>> >      and > went
>> >      > > >home with some strange guy. In the morning when she woke up,
>> > she
>> >      didn't
>> >      > > know
>> >      > > >where she was, so she took a shower and left for work. > > >
>> >      > > >On the bus she realized that she had forgotten to do her
>> > morning
>> >      ritual.
>> >      > > >
>> >      > > >
>> >      > > >At this point she loved her boobs and didn't want to lose
>> > them,
>> >      so she > got
>> >      > > >up in the middle of the bus and said, "Scooby dooby dooby, I
>> > want
>> >      bigger
>> >      > > >boobies."
>> >      > > >
>> >      > > >A guy sitting nearby asked her, "Do you go to Dr. Smith by
>> > any
>> >      chance?"
>> >      > > >
>> >      > > >"Why, yes, I do. How did you know?" > > >
>> >      > > >"Hickory dickory dock ..."
>> >      > > >
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