HEY,
I resemble those comments.....

Rick Clark wrote:

> SIGNS YOU'RE GETTING OLD!
>
> You're asleep, but others worry that you're dead.
> You can live without sex, but not without glasses.
> Your back goes out more than you do.
> You quit trying to hold your stomach in, no matter who walks into the
> room.
> You buy a compass for the dash of your car.
> You are proud of your lawn mower. - Bill and his Cub Cadet
> Your best friend is dating someone half his age...and isn't breaking any
> laws.
> Your arms are almost too short to read the newspaper.
> You sing along with the elevator music.
> You would rather go to work than stay home sick.
> You constantly talk about the price of gasoline.
> You enjoy hearing about other people's operations.
> You consider coffee one of the most important things in life.
> You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge.
> People call at 9 p.m. and ask, "Did I wake you?"
> You have a dream about prunes.
> You answer questions with "Because I said so!"
> You send money to PBS.
> The end of your tie doesn't come anywhere near the top of your belt.
> You take a metal detector to the beach.
> You wear black socks with sandals.
> You know what the word equity means.
> You can't remember the last time you laid on the floor to watch
> television.
> Your ears are hairier than your head.
> You talk about "good grass" and you're referring to someone's lawn.
> You get into a heated argument about pension plans.
> You got cable for the weather channel.
> You can go bowling without drinking.
> You have a party and the neighbors don't even realize it.