> Things NOT to say during SEX.....
> >
> > 1)is it in?
> > 2)that's it?
> > 3)you've got to be kidding me.
> > 4)(phone rings) hello? oh nothing and you?
> > 5)do i have to pay for this?
> > 6)do i have to call you tomorrow?
> > 7)oh momma, momma!
> > 8)oh dadda, dadda!
> > 9)you look better in the dark.
> > 10)this is much better than my last girl/boyfriend.
> > 11)i thought that goes in the other hole....
> > 12)don't tell my husband/wife.
> > 13)you have the same bra my mom does (worse if the girl says it).
> > 14)this sucks.
> > 15)can you finish now? i have a meeting...
> > 16)i hope you don't expect a raise for this...
> > 17)i think you might get the job for this.
> > 18)damn! is that all you know what to do.
> > 19)did i tell you, i have herpes?
> > 20)now we must get married.
> > 21) hurry up, the games about to start.
> > 22)i'm hungry.
> > 23)i'm thirsty.
> > 24)zzzzzzzzzzzz.
> > 25)are you trying to be funny?
> > 26)can i have a ride home after this?
> > 27)are those real?
> > 28)by the way, i want to break up.
> > 29)is that smell coming from you?
> > 30)haven't you ever done this before?
> > 31)wow!! i've never seen those before (then grope wildly).
> > 32)do you know what some female spiders do after sex?
> > 33)you're so much like your sister....
> > 34)your mom's cute.
> > 35)what's your name again?
> > 36)do i have to be here in the morning?
> > 37)a second time? i barely stayed awake the first time!
> > 38)but you just started!!
> > 39)you're about as good as a 9 year old, and i should know!!
> > 40)don't touch that!!
> > 41)can we order a pizza?
> > 42)i think my dad is listening at the door.
> > 43)smile for the camera, honey!!!
> > 44)take off that damn monkey glove!!
> > 45)get your hand out of there!!
> > 46)i think the condom broke 10 minutes ago.
> > 47)i knew you wore a padded bra!!
> > 48)cover me boys, i'm going in!!!
> > 49)DIVE! DIVE! DIVE!
> > 50)Fire one!
> > 51)God, that is small!!
> > 52)hold on, let me change the channel...
> > 53)who smells like fish?
> > 54)is it o.k. if my mom (and/or dad) joins in?
> > 55)your best-friend does it much better.
> > 56)hope you don't mind i left my boots on.
> > 57)hurry up, the motor's runnin'.
> > 58)you're fogging up the wind-sheild.
> > 59)can i borrow 5 bucks?
> > 60)what the hell noise was that?!
> > 61)stop moaning, you sound so stupid.
> > 62)shut up, bitch! (worse if the girl says it)
> > 63)you know, you're not really attractive.
> > 64)i'm sorry, i was not listening.
> > 65)what, oh yea, i love you too, now let me concentrate!!
> > 66)stop interrupting me!!
> > 67)i have to take a shit.
> > 68)did i leave the iron on?
> > 69)your breath is funky.
> > 70)(start singing Green Day).
> > 71)is it o.k. if i call someone, its o.k. though, keep going....
> > 72)its ok honey, i can imagine that its bigger.
> > 73)god i wish you were a real woman.
> > 74)why can't you ever shave your legs?
> > 75)by the way, when i drove over here, i ran over your dog....
> > 76)oh susan, susan... i mean donna.... shit.
> > 77)your breast milk is like my mom's....
> > 78)you're hairy!!
> > 79)your "happy trail" led me to a dead end.
> > 80)is it o.k. if i never see you again?
> > 81)did i forget to tell you i got worms from my cat?
> > 82)don't make that face at me!
> > 83)all of a sudden i have a headache.
> > 84)you're boring.
> > 85)i like your tits.
> > 86)suck my dick, bitch.
> > 87)how much do i owe you?
> > 88)How come we each have a penis?
> > 89)of course you can't be on top, you're too fat, you'l kill me!
> > 90)your ass is hairy (the guy says this).
> > 91)just use your finger, its bigger.
> > 92)does your family have to watch?
> > 93)we'll try again later when you can satisfy me too.
> > 94)get off me, i'll do it myself!!!!
> > 95)can you hold this sandwhich for me?
> > 96)you're as soft as a sheep, inside and out.
> > 97)the only reason i'm doing this is because i'm drunk.
> > 98)my mom taught me this.....
> > 99)how cute... peach fuzz!
> > 100)Damn girl! my tits are bigger than your's!
> > 101)should i ask why you're bleeding?
> > 102)this is my pet rat, larry....
> > 103)if you can't do it, i'll find someone else who can!
> > 104)i haven't had this much sex since i was a hooker!
> > 105)i was once a woman...
> > 106)wanna see me take out my glass eye?
> > 107)no i don't love your mind, i can't grab that!!
> > 108)is it o.k. if i tell my friends about this?
> > 109)i'm sobering up and you're getting ugly!
> > 110)you wanted me to use a condom?
> > 111)you're no better than my brother!!
> > 112)mooooo!!
> > 113)Fire in the hole!!!
> > 114)i wanna see how many quaters i can fit in there.
> > 115)hurry up, i'm late for a date.
> > 116)o.k. start...oh! that feels so... YOU'RE DONE??!!
> > 117)you ever see basic instinct?
> > 118)i'm out of condoms, can i use a sock?
> > 119)don't squirm, you'll spill my beer.
> > 120)Did i tell you where my cold sore came from?
> > 121)you got boogies showing.
> > 122)(start reciting the 10 commandments).
> > 123)i think i just shit on your bed.
> > 124)of course i don't love you.
> > 125)let me spell it out for you, b-r-e-a-t-h m-i-n-t.
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