> > This is rolling on the floor laughing  funny.  Just continue reading
> and
> > I
> > promise you won't regret it.  :)
> >
> > On the morning show at WBAM FM in Chicago, IL they play a game for
> > prizes, usually vacations and such, called "Mate Match." The DJ's
> ring
> > someone at work and ask if they are married or in a serious
> > relationship.
> > If yes, then this person is asked 3 very personal questions that
> vary
> > from
> > couple to couple and asked for their significant others name and
> work
> > phone number.   If the significant other answers correctly then they
> are
> > winners This particular day (12-9-98) it got interesting:
> >
> > DJ:  HEY!  This is Edgar on WBAM.  Do you know "Mate Match"?
> >
> > Contestant:  (laughing) Yes I do.
> >
> > DJ:  What is your name?  First only please.
> >
> > Contestant:  Brian
> >
> > DJ: Are you married or what Brian?
> >
> > Brian: Yes.
> >
> > DJ:  "Yes"?  Does this mean your are married? or what Brian?
> >
> > Brian:  (laughing nervously) Yes I am married.
> >
> > DJ: Thank you Brian.  OK, now, what is your wife's name? First only
> > please
> > Brian.
> >
> > Brian: Sara.
> >
> > DJ: Is Sara at work Brian?
> >
> > Brian: She is gonna kill me.
> >
> > DJ: Stay with me here Brian!  Is she at work?
> >
> > Brian:  (laughing) Yes she is.
> >
> > DJ: All right then, first question: When was the last time you had
> sex?
> >
> > Brian: She is gonna kill me.
> >
> > DJ:  BRIAN!  Stay with me here man.
> >
> > Brian: About 8 O'clock this morning.
> >
> > DJ: Atta boy.
> >
> > Brian:  (laughing sheepishly) Well
> >
> > DJ: Number 2: How long did it last?
> >
> > Brian: About 10 minutes.
> >
> > DJ: Wow!  You really want that trip huh?  No one would ever have
> said
> > that
> > if it there weren't a trip at stake.
> >
> > Brian: Yeah, it would be really nice.
> >
> > DJ: OK.  Final question: Where was it that you had sex at 8 this
> > morning?
> >
> > Brian:  (laughing hard) I ummmmm*.
> >
> > DJ: This sounds good Brian where was it?
> >
> > Brian: Not that it was all that great just that her mom is staying
> with
> > us
> > for a couple of weeks and she was taking a shower at the time.
> >
> > DJ:  Ooooooh, sneaky boy!
> >
> > Brian: On the kitchen table.
> >
> > DJ:  "Not that great"?  That is more adventurous than the last
> hundred
> > times I have done it.  Anyway, (to audience) I will put Brian on
> hold,
> > get
> > his wife's work number and call her up.  You listen to this.
> >
> > (Advertisements)
> >
> > DJ:  (to audience) Let's call Sara shall we?
> >
> > (touch tones*ringing*)
> >
> > Clerk: Kinko's.
> >
> > DJ: Hey, is Sara around there somewhere?
> >
> > Clerk: This is she.
> >
> > DJ: Sara, this is Edgar with WBAM.  I have been speaking with Brian
> for
> > a
> > couple of hours now
> >
> > Sara:  (laughing) A couple of hours?
> >
> > DJ: Well, a while anyway.  He is also on the line with us. Brian
> knows
> > not
> > to give away any answers or you lose soooooooo do you know the rules
> of
> > "Mate Match"?
> >
> > Sara:  No
> >
> > DJ: Good.
> >
> > Brian:   (laughing)
> >
> > Sara:  (laughing) Brian, what the hell are you up to?
> >
> > Brian: (laughing)  Just answer his questions honestly OK?
> >
> > Sara: Oh, Brian
> >
> > DJ: Yeah, yeah, yeah.  Sara I will now ask you 3 questions and if
> you
> > answer exactly what Brian has said then the 2 of  you are off to
> > Orlando,
> > Florida at our expense.  This does include tickets to Disney World,
> Sea
> > World and tickets to see the Orlando Magic play.  Get it Sara? SARA!
> > GET IT Orlando Magic,they are on strike Sara*helloooooo*anyone
> home?!?!
> >
> > Sara:  (laughing hard) YES, yes.
> >
> > Brian:  (laughing)
> >
> > DJ: All right, when did you have sex last Sara?
> >
> > Sara: Oh God, Brian*..this morning before Brian went to work.
> >
> > DJ: What time?
> >
> > Sara: About 8 I think.
> >
> > (sound effect) DING  DING  DING
> >
> > DJ: Very good.  Next question: How long did it last?
> >
> > Sara:  12-15 minutes maybe.
> >
> > DJ:  hhmmmmm
> >
> > Background voice in studio: That's close enough.  I am sure she is
> > trying
> > not to harm his manhood.
> >
> > DJ:  Well, we will give you that one.  Last question:  Where did you
> do
> > it?
> >
> > Sara: OH MY GOD, BRIAN!  You did not tell them did you?!?!
> >
> > Brian: Just tell him honey.
> >
> > DJ: What is bothering you so much Sara?
> >
> > Sara: Well It's just just that my mom is vacationing with us and
> >
> > DJ: SHE SAW?!?!
> >
> > Sara:  BRIAN?!?!
> >
> > Brian: NO, no I didn't
> >
> > DJ: Ease up there sister.  Just messin' with your head.Your answer?
> >
> > Sara: Dear Lord..I cannot believe you told them this.
> >
> > Brian: Come on honey it's for a trip to Florida.
> >
> > DJ: Let's go Sara we ain't got all day.  Where did you do it?
> >
> > Sara: In the ass.
> >
> > (long pause)
> >
> > DJ: We will be right back.
> >
> > (advertisements)
> >
> > DJ: I am sorry for that ladies and gentlemen.  This is live radio
> and
> > these
> > things do happen.  Anyway, Brian and Sara are off to lovely
> > Orlando,Florida.
>