Jon Diercks wrote in message ...
>Fred: What?  I thought you were still on that old dinosaur system you've
>had for the last twenty years!
>
>Joe: (turning with a smug grin) We still are.
>
>(fast cut to HP3000 logo with standard caption:
>   "Worry-free Business-Critical Computing")


I didn't know the Seldom Meet User's Group had there own grin.   Is there a
secret handshake too?

I like the mind provoking simplicity of ending with:

Fred: What?  I thought you were still on that old dinosaur system you've
had for the last twenty FIVE years!

Joe:  We are.

(fast cut to HP3000 logo with standard caption:
   "Worry-free Business-Critical Computing ...
      for the 21st Century")

My irony department likes:

Joe:   We are.   But it's not my grandmother's dinosaur any more.

"Worry-free Business-Critical Computing ...
      legacy systems for the 21st Century"