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Re: More Laughs (at the expense of the technologically challenged
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Renee Lorraine <[log in to unmask]>
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Renee Lorraine <[log in to unmask]>
Date:
Wed, 10 Feb 1999 11:21:51 -0500
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My joke is short.  God decided to destroy the world, and informed the two
most important people on earth.  The next day Clinton came on TV and said
"I have some good and bad news.  The good news is there is now definitive
proof God exists.  The bad news is He's going to destroy the world in two
weeks."  The following day Bill gates appeared on TV and said "I have some
good news and better news.  The good news is that God considers me one of
the two most powerful people on earth.  The better news is that we won't
have to fix Windows 95."--

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