Thus it was written in the epistle of Denys Beauchemin,
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> Jerry signs off with a revised history lesson:
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> Monday, December 7th
>                            Pearl Harbor Day
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>           Today in 1787 - Delaware become the 1st state to join the Union.
>                    1941 - The Japanese attached Pearl Harbor.
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> What did the Japanese attach Pearl Harbor to?
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An email, probably, which greatly annoyed those on the list in digest mode and
caused Stan to simply delete both the email and Perl Harbor, thus sinking many
ships and destroying many of the buildings.

Ted "Ain't it Friday yet?" Ashton
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Ted Ashton ([log in to unmask]), Info Serv, Southern Adventist University
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It is the peculiar beauty of this method, gentlemen, and one which endears
it to the really scientific mind, that under no circumstance can it be of
the smallest possible utility.
                        -- Smith, Henry John Stephen (1826 - 1883)