>
> A blonde wanted to go ice fishing. She'd seen many books on the
> subject, and finally, after getting all the necessary tools together,
> she made for the nearest frozen lake.

> After positioning her comfy footstool, she started to make a
> circular cut in the ice. Suddenly---from out of the sky---a voice boomed,
>
>  "THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE!"
>
> Startled, the Blonde moved further down the ice, poured a Thermos of
> cappuccino, and began to cut yet another hole. Again, from the heavens,
> the voice bellowed,
>
>  "THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE!"
>
> The Blonde, now quite worried, moved way down to the opposite end of the
> ice, set up her stool, and tried again to cut her hole. The voice came
> once more, even louder,
>
>  "THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE!"
>
> She stopped, looked skyward, and said, " Is that you, Lord?"
>
> The voice replied, "No, this is the Ice-Rink Manager!"
>


/jf
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                      Monday, November 23rd

          Today in 1921 - Congress began providing aid to maternal and
                          infant welfare cases.

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