Well, seeing as it's friday...
A proton and an electron are walking down the street. The electron
stops and gasps "I think I've lost an ion!!". The proton says, "Are
you sure?". The electron says, "I'm POSITIVE".
Anti-groan suit on.
Cheers,
John Dunlop
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