In article <[log in to unmask]>,
Ted Ashton <[log in to unmask]> writes
>Enjoy!
>
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But it could get worse...... imagine Lou gets onto the Internet....

Costello: Hey, Bud, I got a message!
Abbott:   Wow, maybe it's a fan... What's it say?
Costello: Make Money Fast....
Abbott:   Aw, Lou, that's just a spam.
Costello: A spam! You mean one of those messages that spoil the Internet
          for people? I'd like to get back at this guy!
Abbott:   OK, but you'll need to trace him...
Costello: Trace him! How can I do that?
Abbot:    Well, there are a few programs that can do it. Let's see if
          you have them loaded... (Checks)... No, not all of them.
Costello: So what do I need, Bud?
Abbott:   Well, you will want 'Whois' on first...
Costello: 'Whois' on first?
Abbott:   (Realises what he has said, and runs screaming for the hills)
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