> Finally, one young brave declared that the third wife had
> given birth to
> twin boys. "Correct," said the chief. "How did you figure it out?" The
> warrior answered, "It's elementary. The value of the squaw of the
> hippopotamus is equal to the sons of the squaws of the other
> two hides."

ACK!  OHHHHHHHH!  <choke choke> <cough cough>...

GARY!  This is truly bad!  I love it!  Thanks for making my day!!!!!

Joe