> Is your job getting a little boring??? Here are suggestions
>>> >  to stir things up a little bit at work!
>>> >
>>> >
>>> >  Page yourself over the intercom.
>>> >  (Don't disguise your voice.)
>>> >
>>> >  Find out where your boss shops and buy exactly the same
>>> >  outfits. Always wear them one day after your boss does.
>>> >  (This is especially effective if your boss is a different
>>> >  gender than you are.)
>>> >
>>> >  Make up nicknames for all your coworkers and refer to them
>>> >  only by these names.  "That's a good point, Sparky." "No I'm
>>> >  sorry I'm going to have to disagree with you there, Chachi."
>>> >
>>> >  Send email to the rest of the company telling them what
>>> >  you're doing. For example "If anyone needs me, I'll be in
>>> >  the bathroom."
>>> >
>>> >  "Hi-lite" your shoes. Tell people that you haven't lost your
>>> >  shoes since you did this.
>>> >
>>> >  While sitting at your desk, soak your fingers in Palmolive.
>>> >  Call everyone Madge.
>>> >
>>> >  Put up mosquito netting around your cubicle.
>>> >
>>> >  Put a chair facing a printer, sit there all day and tell
>>> >  people you're waiting for your document.
>>> >
>>> >  Arrive at a meeting late, say you're sorry, but you didn't
>>> >  have time for lunch, and you're going to be nibbling during
>>> >  the meeting.  During the meeting eat 5 entire raw potatoes.
>>> >
>>> >  Insist that your e-mail address be:
>>> >  [log in to unmask]
>>> >
>>> >  Every time someone asks you to do something, ask them if they
>>> >  want fries with that.
>>> >
>>> >  Send email to yourself engaging yourself in an intelligent
>>> >  debate about the direction of one of your company's products.
>>> >  Forward the mail to a co-worker and ask her to settle the
>>> >  disagreement.
>>> >
>>> >  Encourage your colleagues to join you in a little
>>> >  synchronized chair dancing.
>>> >
>>> >  Put your garbage can on your desk. Label it "IN."
>>> >
>>> >  Develop an unnatural fear of staplers.
>>> >
>>> >  Decorate your office with pictures of Cindy Brady and
>>> >  Danny Partridge. Try to pass them off as your children.
>>> >
>>> >  For a relaxing break, get away from it all with a mask and
>>> >  snorkel in the fish tank.  If no one notices, take out your
>>> >  snorkel and see how many fish you can catch in your mouth.
>>> >
>>> >  Send e-mail messages saying free pizza, free donuts etc...
>>> >  in the lunchroom, when people complain that there was
>>> >  none... Just lean back, pat your stomach, and say,
>>> >  "Oh you've got to be faster than that."
>>> >
>>> >  Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks.  Once everyone
>>> >  has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to
>>> >  espresso.
>>> >
>>> >  ___________________________________________________________
>>> >
>>> >  "Never knock on Death's door; ring the doorbell and run (he hates
>>> > that)"
>>>
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