Wirt writes after Ted ("Wirt Fan") Ashton:

>> > Wny has Wirt not been on Jeopardy, winning fabulous cash and prizes,
>>  > and hobnobbing with Alex (not the one from BSEPA) Trebek?
>>  >
>>
>>  He was disqualified because there isn't anything he doesn't know and so
he
>>  would never have gotten off the show :-).  They couldn't afford to pay
him
>>  what he'd win.
>
>Let me say politely, this is where the silliness really begins to pile up.
I
>dread the day that Ted and I finally meet. He's going to be massively
>disappointed.

And let me add that, having met Wirt in real space, Ted will in no way be 
disappointed.

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