At 10:43 AM 7/16/98 -0400, Tom Madigan wrote:
>As an ex-system administrator for a State university in Virginia, the
>word "auditors" brings up memories that immediately trigger certain
>physiological responses in me:  1) highly elevated blood pressure; 2)
>profuse sweating and 3) use of language (muttered under my breath, of
>course!) that would make a merchant seaman blush ;)>!!

Which reminds me of one of the greatest lies (ranks right-up there
with '...the check's in the mail...'):

 "Hi, we're from audit and we're here to help you!".....;-)



/jf
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