On Wed, 15 Jul 1998, Trudeau, James L wrote:

> Howdy,
>
>   <stuff about a FABULOUS COBOL opportunity snipped>
>
> 561-265-2700 x189 and ask for Marillyn.

> So....ya gotta know COBOL but it is not required that you be
> able to spell your own name?   This job must be on Zrognak.
>
> also.............
> Aw come on guys,  send some water down here.  Maybe if everyone
> in the northern half of the USA flushed their toilets at exactly the same
> time some would run downhil?

Yes, but it would all get sucked into Oklahoma, since that is what is
keeping Texas in place (as stated earlier).  Perhaps the offset would
let Texas go.

Tracy, Zorgnak.