How many Programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?
 - None. It's a Hardware Problem.

How many Microsoft Tech Support Persons does it take to change a lightbulb?
 - They don't know. They all have identical model lightbulbs that work
perfectly

    & they haven't been able to reproduce the problem.

How many psychiatrists does it take to change a lightbulb?
 - Only one but the bulb has to _REALLY_ want to change.

How many lightbulbs does a dislexic change to take?

A Pastor, Doctor, and Engineer are playing golf. The group ahead of them are
playing really slow. As the day wears on they get more frustrated. Finally, one
of them sees a groundskeeper. They go over and ask the groundskeeper if he
can do something about the slow group. The groundskeeper explains that the
group ahead of them are filrefighters who helped save the clubhouse from
burning down last year. They were injured and all of them are blind. In thanks,
the club lets them play golf any time they want.
 - After a long pause, the Pastor says that he will organize a prayer group for
these
   brave men.
 - After a longer pause, the Doctor says that he's an Opthamologist & he will
see
   if there is anything he can do for them.
 - After thinking for a long time, the Engineer say "Could't they play at
Night?"