Jim Phillips leaves us with this ditty for the weekend:

> One of the surveys I filled out asked "What is the biggest problem in
> getting your systems Year 2000 compliant?".  I answered, "Filling out
> all these Year 2000 surveys."  Made me feel better. :-)

Read a few weeks ago, in one of the free rags, about someone who was also
fed up with the Y2K surveys --- he got one from a company demanding to know
whether their products were Y2K compliant (not their internal systems - just
their product).

They made snack foods.

I can't quite remember the reply verbatim, but it was on the order of "that
the manufacturer will guarantee indigestion both before, on and after
January 1, 2000".

That made my day - LOL!

Cheers,
Joe