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     Re: Top Ten Reasons why computers are ...... >

                 >Top Ten Reasons why computers are MALE >

     > 10.     They have a lot of data but are still clueless.
     > 9.      A better model is always just around the corner.
     > 8.      They look nice and clean and shiny until you bring them
               home.
     > 7.      It's always necessary to have a backup.
     > 6.      They'll do whatever you say if you push the right buttons. >
       5.      The best part of having one is the games you can play.
     > 4.      In order to get their attention, you have to first turn them
     >           on.
     > 3.      The lights are on but nobody's home.
     > 2.      Big power surges knock them down for the whole night.
      > 1.      Size does matter.
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     > Top Ten reasons why computers are FEMALE >

     > 10.     Picky, picky, picky.
     > 9.      They hear what you say, but not what you mean.
       8.      Beauty is only shell deep.
     > 7.      When you ask what's wrong, they say 'nothing'.
       6.      Can produce incorrect results with alarming speed.
     > 5.      Always turning simple statements into big productions. >
       4.      Smalltalk is important.
     > 3.      You do the same thing for years, and suddenly its wrong. >
       2       They make you take the garbage out.
     > 1.      Miss just one period and they go nuts. >
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