Rick Clark wrote:

> Art Bahrs wrote:
>
>  > My boss also recognises if the HP does burp (it don't but if it
>  > did what would it sound like?)
>
>  And if no one was around to hear it, would it make a sound????
>

I ate lunch with a friend at HPWorld in Chicago whom I've talked to for
years, but never before personally met. In the same silly vein, he asked me:

"If a married man is alone in the forest, without his wife, and he says
something, is he still wrong?"

When I asked Valerie, my wife, that question, she said, "Of course."

Wirt Atmar