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Jerry Fochtman <[log in to unmask]>
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Jerry Fochtman <[log in to unmask]>
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Mon, 29 Sep 1997 11:24:08 -0500
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Just in case anyone may be traveling to various areas and aren't
fully aware of the local laws:

>
>In Clarendon, TX., it is illegal to dust any public building with a feather
>duster.....
>
>In Borger, TX., it is against the law to throw confetti, rubber balls,
>feather dusters, whips or quirts (riding crop), and explosive firecrackers
>of any kind.  (Real party poopers)
>
>Portland, ME., makes it illegal to tickle a girl under the chin with a
>feather duster.
>
>Georgia law provides that it is a misdemeanor for any citizen to attend
>church worship on Sunday unless he is equipped with a rifle and it is
>loaded.
>
>It is contrary to Pennsylvania law to discharge a gun, cannon, revolver or
>other explosive weapon at a wedding.
>
>In Racine, WS., it is illegal to wake a fireman when he is asleep.
>
>In Fort Madison, IA., the fire department is required to practice fire
>fighting for fifteen minutes before attending a fire.
>
>A Chicago law forbids eating in a place that is on fire.
>
>San Francisco prohibits elephants from strolling down Market Street unless
>they are on a leash.
>
>In Normal, IL., it is against the law to make faces at dogs.  (hmmm, canine
>or human??)
>
>Hartford, CT., makes it illegal to educate dogs.  (see above)
>
>A Belvedere, CA., City Council order reads:  "No dog shall be in a
>public place without its master on a leash."
>
>In Paulding, OH., a policeman may bite a dog to quiet him.
>
>A law passed in Denver says that the dog catcher must notify dogs of
>impounding by posting, for three consecutive days, a notice on a tree in
>the city park and along a public road running through said park.
>
>In Tennessee, you can't shoot any game other than whales from a moving
>automobile.
>
>In Cleveland, it is illegal to catch mice without a hunting license.
>
>Kansas law prohibits shooting rabbits from a motorboat.
>
>Los Angeles law forbids hunting moths under a street light.
>
>Atlanta makes it against the law to tie a giraffe to a telephone pole or
>street lamp.



/jf
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