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* Paul Edwards 1506 Estates Way *
* Paul Edwards & Associates Carrollton TX 75006 *
* Phone: (972) 242-6660 Fax: (972) 446-9022 *
* Email: [log in to unmask] *
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* Be careful, the light at the end of the tunnel may be the train *
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REDNECK COMPUTER TERMS
Hard drive:
Trying to climb a steep, muddy hill with three flat tires
and pulling a trailer load of fertilizer.
Keyboard:
Place to hang your truck keys.
Window:
Place in the truck to hang your guns.
Floppy:
When you run out of Polygrip.
Modem:
How you got rid of your dandelions.
ROM:
Delicious when you mix it with coca cola.
Byte:
First word in a kiss-off phrase.
Reboot:
What you do when the first pair gets covered with
barnyard stuff.
Network:
Activity meant to provide bait for your trout line.
Mouse:
Fuzzy, soft thing you stuff in your beer bottle in order
to get a free case.
LAN:
To borrow as in, 'Hey Delbert! LAN me yore truck.'
Cursor:
What some guys do when they are mad at their wife and/or
girlfriend.
Bit:
A wager as in, 'I bit you can't spit that watermelon seed
across the porch longways.'
Digital control:
What yore fingers do on the TV remote.
Packet:
What you do to a suitcase or Wal-Mart bag before a trip.
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