>Just had the following sent to me - thought you would like this...
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>> God called Bill Clinton, Boris Yeltsin, and Bill Gates to come to a
>> conference. And, when they were all there, God said: "I've got good
>> news and I've got bad news. The bad news is that I'm really fed up
>> with the way things are on Earth, so I've decided to destroy it.
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>> The good news is that I'm giving you one week's notice."
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>> So, Bill Clinton called into session the joint houses of Congress and
>> announced: "I've got good news and I've got bad news The good news is
>> that there is a God. The bad news is that He's going to destroy the
>> Earth in one week."
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>> Boris Yeltsin called into session the Communist Party and announced:
>> "I've got bad news and worse news. The bad news is that there is a God
>> after all. The worse news is that He's going to destroy the Earth in a
>> week."
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>> Bill Gates, meanwhile, called all of his programmers, marketing
>> experts, and administrators together and announced: "I've got good
>> news and I've got better news. The good news is that God thinks I'm
>> one of the 3 most important men on Earth. The better news is that we
>> don't have to fix Windows 95."
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